Meet BullShit Mist — your new go-to for turning everyday nonsense into something a little more magical.
Crafted as one of our signature blends, BullShit Mist is as versatile as it is unforgettable. Use it as a room spray, a linen refresher, or—when the moment calls for it—a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reset for that one coworker who just won’t quit.
At its heart is a base inspired by ocean water, giving you that crisp, salty freshness—like a breath of sea air wherever you are. Layered with soft notes of floral rose and calming lavender water, the scent strikes a balance between invigorating and soothing.
The result? A light, enchanting mist that transforms even the most irritating moments into something oddly serene—like a tiny spell in a bottle.
BullShit Mist — because sometimes the best way to deal with nonsense… is to spray it away.
8oz bottle - Spray top not included.
